Getting this off my chest

I think (and always have thought) that shortbread cookies taste stale.

For 20 something years now, I always try them because so many people like them but I think I'm just about ready to give up on it.


Sorry Shortbread, you had your chance.

...but in the name of fairness (or is it my addiction to sweets...?). If you have a killer recipe or happen to know the best ones around. I challenge you- no, I Dare you to make, purchase, acquire- whatever and give them to me to test.